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Shaves the Sloth

a person, place, thing or action that is a TOTAL waste of time... boring! an obstruction of fun. A social obstacle. LAME!
A party pooper.
"I get on with Mrs. So-In-So alright, but her husband sure Shaves the Sloth!"
Shaves the Sloth by winksie December 27, 2011
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five toed sloth 

Someone who is exceptional slow. Especially when running or in hand-eye coordination.
"Jack's a good athelete."
"Yeah, he's coordinated, but he's so slow he looks like a five toed sloth."
five toed sloth by Legbah February 4, 2008

five toed sloth 

Somebody who is incredibly lazy, always late, doesn't like to move, or is just slow in general.

it originates from the animals, the two-toed and three-toed sloths.
"'shit dude, Jed said he'd be here three hours ago, do you think he's ok?'

'man, he's fine, he's always late; he's like a fuckin' five toed sloth or something'"
five toed sloth by fivetoedsloth October 5, 2009

Spencer sloth 

Spencer sloth; a fag with a little wienner, a wanna be water polo who has no game, Spencer is someone who love dick in his butt!
Wow your really being a Spencer! Small dick with fags ha ha what a classic Spencer sloth.
Spencer sloth by Bobby bob12345678 September 21, 2009

Florida Sloth Insertion 

The Florida Sloth Insertion is when:
You tie a girl to a pole in a hanging position so she looks like a sloth. You then begin to anully penatrate hur anus. Now you get and orange and begin to rub it up and down her body. After doing this you get the orange and shove it into her vaginal orifice. Beware because this is when shit gets freeky. You now stick your penis into the orange which is placed in the girls vagina and begin to thrust rapidly giving the girl an extremely erotic feeling.
"Me and Kenny G tried the Florida Sloth Insertion last night. It was absolutely amazing."
-Ice T

sprung sloth 

a sloth with an erection
Guy 1: Dude, did you see that?
Guy 2: See what?
Guy 1: There was a sprung sloth in that tree back there. His cock was bigger than Jesus.
sprung sloth by SprungSloth January 16, 2009