Slag mole

An ugly woman who also lacks a desirable personallity and is usually after a male plaything, but, although she has nothing going for her, she will be very critical of males and only want one of reasonable quality.
Main features:
1.Ugly
2.Slightly overwieght
3.Flirts with many males, gets no-where.

At a party, an ugly girl with tight jeans, resulting in a muffin top, and a black tube top (which is also too small) walks up to you. She stands too close to you and starts making sex jokes and implying that she would like you to ride her like a mexican jockey. This is a Slag mole.

by MichaelJC July 7, 2006

Slag Shorts

shorts that are so short they are wedged in the ass crack and the wearer's ass cheeks are totally hanging out

A: 'Ew! That girl's ass was hanging out of her shorts!'
B: 'Like slag shorts?'
A: 'Yeah!'

by lotuspanda August 8, 2008

SLAG

Sucks Lots of Ass and Genitals. Mostly male genitals.

The awesome Kappa Sig- hey bra we're outta shit tickets and i need to get clean.
The Awesome Kappa Sig's Brother- Try going to the Pike house they are a bunchs of SLAGs and will clean you up right nicely.

by TheAwesomeKappaSigmaBrother March 13, 2009

Slag Slayer

Someone who kills slags for fun and for a better world without slags!

Jordan: " Hey! I see a slag slayer. Run Katy run!!"

Slag slayer: " I'm gonna get that slag!"

by Jeddie August 20, 2008

Awkward Slag

the awkward moment when a male or female fancies some action with a horse rider, whilst a midget rugby god is fighting for her heart.

Oh man it was such an awkward slag with Aimelia yesterday!

by agedchicken October 25, 2011

Slag wellies

Adidas superstars, worn by 99.9% of teenage girls who try to act hard

Are you wearing them slag wellies today?

Shut up! I love my superstars, call them that once again and I’ll bang you

by Fozzie77@ February 3, 2018

happy slag

The practice by which, after a split with one's girlfriend, one sends intimate videos captured on a video 'phone, to every one knows and/or meets. They then carry on the chain, sending it to random punters in restaurants/pubs/airports etc by Bluetooth.

'Ere John, come and see this Terry's brother in law's cousin's gone and happy slagged his ex, everyone down the Feathers has seen it...

by Al... February 25, 2008