shmrakt

When you're too fucked up to spell smacked correctly.

Billy smoked too much and now he is shmrakt

by shmrakt May 28, 2015

Simardeep

A guy who is fun, chill and a great friend.. Rarely hangs around girls, but if a girl talks to him, he's a chill and cool guy.. Extremely tall and handsome.. Not skinny and not fat.. Just a perfect person for girls named Asha based on research..

'Simardeep is my best friend and also my husband.' say Asha.

by Simardeep_Asha_Forever February 6, 2019

Sima

Sima is girl that only thinks about herself. She is most likely to f*ck guys who’s names start with the letter A, J, and L. She likes gayprn and hardcore child abuse

Omg, she likes the same thing as a Sima

by JizFaceSeinVater November 22, 2021

Samrat

He is the fattest man ever alive his body weight is infinity.

Samrat: I have infinite mass
Aryan:Cool

by Not Elmo January 29, 2022

Samrat

An abnormally large shit.

Guy 1: “Yo, I just dropped the biggest samrat off at the bathroom in the mall.”

Guy 2: “Holy shit! That poor janitor!”

by goatrow April 22, 2022

The Simanjuntak’s

An expression oftenly used to describe two people who are madly in love with each other. This term was derived from the famously controversial lovestory between a young, beautiful Indonesian-decent goddess of a woman named Roderick and a handsome, almighty and brave man named Tia. It was truly love at first sight. This saying is used as a tribute to commemorate the passionate love, two soulmates held for each other.. To this day their love still remains powerful even to their deceased corps that lay buried underneath us in the same coffin..

Margarita: Aww would you look at those two lovebirds!!!!
Kevin: Yea, The Simanjuntak’s of the century they are!

by Iloveyourodsjsjsjs May 31, 2019

austin lane simar

Austin lane simar is an American actor best known for his role as Michael on short film live a little and Michael on short film PSA misunderstood. Austin was born march 16th 2004 and is from Byron Georgia below Atlanta he has been a student at Byron elementary the Westfield school victory Christian academy Byron Christian academy and peach county high school he is getting a book published and Is studying emergency medicine and psychology Austin is a very busy young man who plans on continuing his acting career he has been involved with acting for the almighty jr acting for the almighty sr Perry players theatre Macon little theatre theatre Macon Westfield drama club peach county high school drama club creative studios of Atlanta and Atlanta workshop players Austin has been performing since age four

wow I saw Austin lane simar on tv last night

by AWP CSA AFTA January 25, 2020