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Sarno is a Simper
by Not_Shrine August 15, 2022
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simpemetery

When one of your friends is simping over a woman. Along with other men that are simping. The simps are all at the womans cemetery of simps and there is no getting out of the simp zone you are dead there in the simpemetery.
Yo he is being a simp over her and he's so in the simpemetery now. I ain't gonna be tempted to go to her simpetery like all the other unfortunate men.
by Napalm broluv December 4, 2022
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simpest

jhon is a simpest
by hermit the pervert's son January 9, 2023
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Simpleton

I don't like anything fancy, I am a simpleton
by Sm00thcriminal January 31, 2023
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simperthy

Cryin' crocodile-tears in da presence of grieving fellow humans, when you're actually feelin' "fat, dumb, and happy" about whatever misfortune has occurred.
Two examples of when one might display simperthy would be if:
(1) a deceased person had either been a pain in da-a** to you and/or has left you a tidy "chunk o' change" in his will, or
(2) a romantic couple has broken up, and one of da two people was someone whom you yourself had had your eye on, and so you figger dat now dat he's no longer "taken", you may have a shot at dating him yourself.
by QuacksO February 5, 2023
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simped myself out

To be such a simp that you sell yourself short where could be compared to how a whore sells her body
Damn bro I was fucking simp of that bitch Karen

Yeah dog we all simp ourselves out sometimes

Man I really did simped myself out like a pussy
by A86 February 24, 2023
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SimpEver

Someone who is indecisive and can never make a choice within a timely manner.
Don't be like SimpEver, just pick a damn place to eat.
by cpucandidate February 27, 2023
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