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simperthy 

Cryin' crocodile-tears in da presence of grieving fellow humans, when you're actually feelin' "fat, dumb, and happy" about whatever misfortune has occurred.
Two examples of when one might display simperthy would be if:
(1) a deceased person had either been a pain in da-a** to you and/or has left you a tidy "chunk o' change" in his will, or
(2) a romantic couple has broken up, and one of da two people was someone whom you yourself had had your eye on, and so you figger dat now dat he's no longer "taken", you may have a shot at dating him yourself.
simperthy by QuacksO February 5, 2023
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The act of being a simp
John bought a $200 gift for his crush and got friendzoned, that was some immense simpery.
Simpery by Big Ol' Boy April 21, 2020

Simpathy 

The feeling of pity rooted so deep within a guy he puts himself below females in the hopes of getting romantic/sexual relations in return
Simpathy/simpathyze/simpathetic:
After getting flowers everytime they met in person, to him giving her money on Venmo, made her realize the boys simpathetic nature
Simpathy by M*A February 24, 2020
The most degenerate, unconstitutional, distrustful, disrespectful, heinous sin and crime any child born of God can even fathom committing.
Johnny:hey Travis did you see Mariana today? She looked so hot. I wish we could be together someday but we're just friends for now.
Travis: you degenerate Simp. Simpery is sin. I'm calling the cops and the pope. May God have mercy on your miserable soul.
Niggalations 1:69 : Thou shalt not Simp. For they shall surely be put to death.
Simpery by The Greek God Mark August 8, 2020

Simpathy 

Love and ebucks an e-thot gets from her simps.
Thanks for subscribing to my onlyfan. your simpathy means a lot.
Simpathy by karvotex99 March 29, 2020

Simpathy 

When a simp feels sorry for a woman he is showing her simpathy
Simps usually show a woman simpathy
Simpathy by SaltedPeanutsInACan June 24, 2020

Simpathy 

When you feel bad for or have sympathy for a simp; aka a guy (or girl) who is desperately trying to get someone to like them. Instead of criticizing the guy or girl for being a simp, you take a minute and realize how lucky you are that you are not a simp.
“Hey you know my bro Ian?”
“Yeah!”
“I have so much simpathy for him. He keeps being a simp and Ashley keeps laughing and brushing him off.”
Simpathy by Rico Rush February 22, 2021
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