Simping

Something that you do for a girl that you don't do for your homies

Person 1: why are you simping for this girl
Person 2: because i have no life

by Urm ama July 7, 2020

simpi

jimi

jimi more like simpi haha lmao gottem

by Best Friend Jackson August 2, 2020

simpature

Simpature is the act of being a simp or simply. Some might describe simpature as the art of simping

Dude: Bruh that simp bought the stock an entire store for his girl.
Other Dude: Bro that's overkill simpature

by Sea Dragon August 20, 2020

simpians

a Simpians is a species of human with an abnormally large penis, measuring upwards of 8 inches.

“Have you seen James? My guy is packing at least 9 inches, he must be a Simpians!”

by massivesimpians September 10, 2020

Simping

The act of creepily stalking any being with a vagina who comes within a ten foot radius. A characteristic often shown in noncy italian boys who most likely grow up to be sex predators working as a PE teachers or scout leaders.

"typical Tito... Simping multiple women at the same time, he will kill anything acting as a barrier to his attempts at seducing "

by Snacc2Trappy January 23, 2021

Dickey Simpkins

LuBara Dixon "Dickey" Simpkins (born April 6, 1972 in Fort Washington, Maryland) is an American professional basketball player best known for his tenure with the Chicago Bulls in the late 1990s. However, as his first name sounds the same as if you were to pronounce the word "dike" phonetically, it is commonly used when discreetly pointing out a lesbian to your friends.

An woman who is obviously, or at least possibly a lesbian walks by. To alert your friend(s) discreetly, you say (preferably in a TV announcer voice), "Dickey Simpkins!"

by Lan-gwa-gi March 2, 2011

Limp Simping

To be uncool or lonely. The opposite of Pimp Chimping.

“Did you see Isla today?”
“Yeah dude, she was totally limp simping”

by apple earphones November 28, 2020