lemony snicket

A mysterious author who is related to the baudelaires.

lemony snicket wrote the bad beginning

by V.F.D. November 5, 2003

socket

... or ''suck it'' is a mean to politly ask a lady to pump your shit.

If the said lady doesnt want to socket, then repeat it very fast until she gets on her knee.

Guy: Socket, socket, socket, socket!

by henrycole February 8, 2009

smickety smack

Talk that is so far beyond SMACK, it's SMICKETY SMACK.

This phrase can legitimately be spoken in a sing-song rhythm as a counter argument when someone is going so far past logical reasoning that logic simply will not work against them.

This phrase is normally used when the other person has come up with the same smack a thousand times before.

Elizabeth: "I don't want to be with you because you look at too much porn and pay too much attention to other women and talk about women too much and...and...and...and..."

Wes: "Smick smack SMICKETY SMACK smick smack!"

by Black@Heart March 17, 2010

SICKEST Guy

1) by far the most awesome, fabulous, and preferably Middle Eastern male in the world
2) has swag and makes the world want to be the siiiiiickkkest

1)His teacher told Junaid to stop having so much swag, but he couldn't because he's the sickest guy.

by bigbrownboi April 13, 2011

Fuck Socket

A term used to describe someone that is a complete douche bag and really annoying.

That fuck socket over there smudged my kicks with his goofy ass feet, ima go punk his ass right now!

by Cee dub December 1, 2003

Spicket

A person of hispanic origin who is using water in any manner

Mike: Jared look at Mario watering those flowers.
Jared: What a spicket.

by M to the H dawg January 28, 2010

Hair-Socket

Hair-Socket: n. When the hairs of your ass entangle, after your ass dries up, and the pulling becomes extraordinarily painful.

Jim: Pete I have a Hair-Socket

Pete: Use some vasalene on it

Jim: But it burns my ASS!

by Devtrooper June 10, 2009