(noun) The act of an unwanted overweight hairy naked man sneaking into one's bedroom whilst they slumber and jacking off into their face. When the surprised victim awakes and instructs the perpetrator to vacate the premises, he leaves, but not before taking their cellular phone with him. This individual is much like the Arabian Tooth Fairy, although he does not exchange teeth for cash, he exchanges jizz for technology.
Abdo waited until I fell asleep with my mouth slightly open and proceeded to give me an Arabian Phone Shuffle. I did not appreciate it.
by The Shuffled April 4, 2009
Get the Arabian Phone Shuffle mug.A government employee, particularly one who handles paperwork. Anyone possessing the speed & skills of a government employee. Refers to the speed & manner with which all government employees perform their daily tasks.
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The oblivious, zombielike walk characteristic of the public iPod user. The iPlod Shuffle is often observable in areas such as gyms, shopping malls and college campuses. Shufflers are distinguishable by vacant stares, open-mouthed breathing patterns and a tendency to consistently get in the way of timely transit.
by Bronan the Barbarian! December 27, 2010
Get the iPlod Shuffle mug.When someone pisses you off so you proceed to dance around them punching them in the face with one hand, and eating a hot cream filled doughnut in the other.
William: “What is your problem?”
Billy: “You have done pissed me off, now I’m gonna give you the Cincinnati Shuffle!”
Billy: “You have done pissed me off, now I’m gonna give you the Cincinnati Shuffle!”
by NillyBelson April 25, 2020
Get the Cincinnati Shuffle mug.He's that one guy that you know, and that everyone else knows, but you don't know his name. You do know that he's that guy, not the other guy, but that one guy, you know, the one with the stuff in the thing. He also has some hair and that one thing where he goes places a lot of the time sometimes.
Tyler: Do you have the notes?
Zane: No, that one guy does.
Tyler: Which guy?
Zane: You know, that one guy with the stuff, and he has that thing with the stuff in it, not the other guy, the one who has that thing where he goes places. Do you know who I'm talking about?
Tyler: Yeah, you mean that one guy with the thing where he has hair and stuff right? I know who it is, thanks.
Zane: No, that one guy does.
Tyler: Which guy?
Zane: You know, that one guy with the stuff, and he has that thing with the stuff in it, not the other guy, the one who has that thing where he goes places. Do you know who I'm talking about?
Tyler: Yeah, you mean that one guy with the thing where he has hair and stuff right? I know who it is, thanks.
by TORONTO65 March 29, 2010
Get the That One Guy With the Stuff mug.A person who wants anything that you have that they don't have. It doesn't matter what it is they just have to have it.
Mel: Guess who I like
Kelsey: umm who?
Mel: Chase!
Kelsey: OMGWTFBBQ!!! I must meet him!
Mel: Kelsey you are such a stuff-whore!
Kelsey: umm who?
Mel: Chase!
Kelsey: OMGWTFBBQ!!! I must meet him!
Mel: Kelsey you are such a stuff-whore!
by Ma-Rak July 20, 2008
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