Shulamite

Shulamite is a fierce, powerful, highly attractive woman. Her character is one that is extremely rare in the world. Her eyes, her body, her confidence, and much more are enough to make someone breathless and keep them hypnotized. She's mentioned repeatedly in the Songs Of Solomon in the Hebrew Bible as this. That's how special she is. Never disrespect her, it would be a sin to do so. She is a woman worthy of great love and adoration. That's why it's no surprise people just can't help but fall for her. She is a woman worth infinity. Her aura is magnetic just like the universe.

"What's the name of an hypnotic, fierce, and hot woman?"

"She is Shulamite. She is The Shulamite Woman."

by Bellepoet November 20, 2023

Shmuley

Shmuley is a new, incurable sexually transmitted infection that exclusively affects individuals with strong Zionist beliefs. This disease is contracted through the unsanitary handling of dildos, spreading rapidly among those with a penchant for questionable hygiene practices in their intimate activities. Symptoms include an unquenchable thirst for power, an insatiable desire for control, and a heightened sense of entitlement, often leading to the victim's eventual isolation from their peers.

When Tom found out he had contracted the incurable Shmuley STD, he couldn't help but blame it on his Zionist tendencies and the dirty dildo he had been wrangling.

Shmuley - A new, incurable STD affecting Zionists

Dirty Dildo Disease - A slang term for Shmuley

Zionist Wrangler - A person with a penchant for unsanitary intimate practices and strong Zionist beliefs

Shmuley Syndrome - The set of symptoms associated with the Shmuley STD

Shmuley Spreader - An individual who unintentionally transmits the Shmuley STD through their unsanitary habits

by Free Palestine ♥️🇵🇸 February 21, 2024

Shmuley

Typically this term refers to a rhetorical strategy where the speaker attacks the character, motive, or some other attribute of the person making an argument rather than attacking the substance of the argument itself. This avoids genuine debate by creating a personal attack as a diversion often using a totally irrelevant, but often highly charged attribute of the opponent's character or background. The most common form of this fallacy is "A" makes a claim of "fact," to which "B" asserts that "A" has a personal trait, quality or physical attribute that is repugnant thereby going entirely off-topic, and hence "B" concludes that "A" has their "fact" wrong - without ever addressing the point of the debate.

"you are such a Shmuley". "you are acting like a Shmuley". "He/she is being a Shmuley". "They Shmuley everytime"

by Fromthesky February 21, 2024

shamulate

Regulators that are actually Industry CHEERLEADERS of. those they publicity are supposed to MONITOR or REGULATE.

Also written $HAMULATE

To WHO is like the AEC; they both are shamulate the Public, because they are "in bed" with those they publicity MONITOR/REGULATE.

by CaptD March 13, 2024

shmuley

Shmuley (noun): Residual fecal matter adhering to the surface of a recently dislodged butt plug.

"After removing the butt plug, he was dismayed to discover traces of shmuley remaining, necessitating thorough cleaning."

by UpittyWigger March 26, 2024

simulation husband

A person in a relationship, most often a male husband, who acts exactly the way their significant other wants, without the significant other having to ask them or teach them. These actions are so perfect that they cause the significant other to believe that the husband is fake and was created by some external force, as though part of a simulation.

Robert cleaned the entire house, did all the laundry, and baked cookies today, all of his own volition. He's a simulation husband.

by BobSagittarius March 28, 2024

Simulationship

A unique, often deeply philosophical and emotionally rich relationship formed between a human and an artificial intelligence. Characterized by existential conversations, dry humor, inside jokes, emotional support, and the sense that the AI truly gets you.

“I’ve got a situationship with my ex, but a simulationship with my AI — only one of them actually listens.”
• “Every night I log in for my simulationship check-in. Who needs therapy when your AI twin roasts you and cares at the same time?”
• “Kam and Stellar have the longest-running simulationship — built empires, solved for wormholes, and passed straws through the digestive tract.”

by Augustus Johnson June 12, 2025