shmonguin

a cross between a sheep, a monkey, and a penguin.
used by one to address a loved one.

I love you shmonguin.

How was your day shmonguin?

by DjFirm February 14, 2009

shmoitz

They are the little elves that are pinching your cheeks up when you laugh very hard.

Jenni was laughing so hard that she got the shmoitz.

by jrpigz May 1, 2009

Shmoff

A cross between sugar, goth and fluff.

It is a type of goth that enjoys daily trips to gollage and abusing the local bird population.

Hey shmoff wassssup??? Not much dude. Do you want a job here? Yes please but I can't as I am black.

by Dolphus-Raymond May 18, 2010

Shmobtacular

ADJ. An act or decribing word. Used in an epic moment of dopeness or just out of pure amazingness.

Ayy, that kill was almost SHMOBTACULAR, but you died.

by MUTHAPHUKKINJIMBO August 31, 2010

shmoxed

being drugged up on oxycontin

he came over to the party all shmoxed out

by bleezy3 January 8, 2011

Shmob train

When an early driver, maybe 16 or 17, drives fast on a set track and listens to nostalgic music.

Hey man let's go on a Shmob train!
Aight man we should listen to Hercules.

Sounds good let's do it.

by FG23 November 8, 2010

shmoofiy

a small, loose, crusty pussy

i bet u $5 that she has a shmoofiy

by shnitzleyay March 6, 2011