Shaggy

A being of high power. Created the universe by accident when fighting with Shrek, the god of darkness and onions. Do to his creation of the universe, he is also known has The Creator of All and Nothing. Despite popular belief, Shaggy has never been known to have use one percent of his power. If Shaggy uses even one percent, scientists believe time would stop and all would die leaving only Shaggy. Shaggy is one of three main gods. The gods are Shrek, Garfield, and Shaggy.

"...before all there was only him, Shaggy..." (Scooby 1:10)

by ThyNormalPerson October 16, 2019

cousin shagger

A person who loses their virginity to their cousin

Look at that cousin shagger over there

by ///cool/// September 6, 2017

Sheep shagging bastard

Welsh/Scottish slang - Swansea or Cardiff city Football club fans

Enjoy having sexual relations with sheep. Ccfc or scfc fans are often found with velcro gloves for catching the sheep

Look at James, he loves shagging his dads sheep. People call him the sheep shagging bastard

by Yeet us that baby sheep December 5, 2019

I shagged your Nan

I shagged your nan is often used in British schools from Roadmen who think its funny to say that they shagged your nan.

wag1 fam I shagged your nan innit she is proper Peng

by ig = _alfiedavis March 10, 2020

jesus shagger

ppl who’re heavy christian like lily reid n ma gran x

ma gran’s a right jesus shagger

by 👸🏽heather x January 22, 2021

sheep shagger

A welshman who has sex with sheep.

-=Elite=-Dirty Old Man is a sheep shagger

by -=Elite=-Medicine Man March 28, 2004

shagga

A blonde girl also known as a sarah or a sazzle. The term 'shagga' describes the mental condition that this girl is plagued with. This mental condition has spread all over her brain so quickly that she now believes she is in fact a 'princess' , the condition is a strand of the 'blonde gene' which can also lead to dumbness and randomness.

Sarah/sazzle/shagga/what the fuck is that? Cusition

by Jeebon August 27, 2007