Shlong

The male coochie.

"I whacked DjSubs with my Shlong."

by Ben420xxxxxxx November 25, 2019

Shlonk

I’m thinking about it, “I’m shlonking this”. It can even mean, “please shut up I can’t think straight.” Instead you could simply say “shlonk”. To tell that person in an unkind way to shut their mouths. You can really use the word for anything. It’s universal.

“That’s a nice shlonk you got there”. (The shlonk literally could be any object)

by FigmentationImagnination May 14, 2021

shlondpoofa

The bink bonk that goes on the back of the trink tronk and when you pressed the pazoom petal it makes trumpet noises as if you’ve eaten beans. Mostly known from Barbie. Thank Barbie for adding the one and only limited addition golden shlandpoofa to kens car.

Ken: Barbieee you forgot your shlondpoofa!!!!!

by Davi chi July 14, 2021

longus shlongus

a very long dick

girl: Damn he got a longus shlongus!

by dingus belingus May 22, 2017

Shlongs

Capri length pants for men. see shants
Should be avoided by most men, however, I have seen offenders trying to pull off the look.

That guy's shlongs are too tight and look horrible with those shoes.

by HaykeyT June 16, 2009

shlong

what u have up ur ass

Damn how'd that shlong get in there?

by Shlong Master June 5, 2003

shlonk

Word used by London based pikeys to describe attractive people. Plural; shlonkz

'She iz shlonk blud!'

by Dreg July 22, 2004