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Fuck an old fucker but you cant shit an old shitter

You can have sex with an old sex partner but you cant bull shit an old bull shitter.
Grandpa looks down at his grandson after he tells a hella of a lie and tells him grandson you can "Fuck an old fucker but you cant shit an old shitter", go tell that bull shit story to some younger generation because I'm not buying it.
by L3ft b3hind April 15, 2010
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shitter

Slang term for anus, or rectum.
"Someone's put a cork up that pig's shitter!"
by Anonymous August 16, 2002
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shilling shitter

n.

1. Describes an individual who is a spendthrift, yet stingy where it counts.
1. "Did you see that dickhead? $50 bill and he didn't even leave a tip, the cocksucking shilling shitter!"
by ukilledthecat July 28, 2007
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Chuck Shitter

A person who consistently leaves random and uesless items in your personal space.
by Chuck Cole: Retarded Cool Dude September 30, 2008
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edward shitterhands

cleaning a clogged toilet without the use of a plunger, usually with the use of hands and/or feet. Usually is followed by disposing of shit by tossing/throwing/chucking out of the bathroom, not necessarily at onlookers, but often in random directions. Often a common occurrence during states of being blacked out and/or acting retarted while drunk.
At shasta, T-hart was acting like a real edward shitterhands after he clogged the only toilet on the houseboat.

Dude theres shit all over the bathroom! Did you turn into an edward shitterhands when you passed out on the toilet last night?
by Shasta4life2010 November 6, 2010
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Shitter

Somebody who is a coward, a wimp. He or she is so afraid that they have no control "metaphorically" of their bowel movements.
He was so scared he shit in his pants, that guy's a right shitter! You can smell it from here, that guy's shitting himself, what a shitter!
by teknonutter July 1, 2005
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shower shitter

a person who excretes fecal matter in a shower rather than a toilet

abbreviation - SS
MAN!!! Ashley Davis is one great shower shitter!!!
by Brittany Reed October 12, 2003
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