Guy #1:Dude, my girlfriend just dumped me, I'm single
Guy #2:So? Seriously, I'm not getting laid either!
Guy #2:So? Seriously, I'm not getting laid either!
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Literally, a theory that states when man is set against impossible odds, his final bullet will be on himself rather than his enemies. Figuratively, a plan to "cut one's losses" or make sacrifices as a last resort.
So, yeah, according to Mike's single bullet theory, he's gonna play the market right out to the bitter end and try to cash in on as many stocks as possible; however, things don't look good.
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Get the Single Bullet Theory mug.A day in which we celebrate being single, screw valentines day! A day in which you just get beyond drunk and can bang whoever you want with no ramifications, because it's singles day! Singles day is only to be celebrated in the summer in which beaches, beer, bikinis, shots and sweaty nights are prime. So screw valentines lets get drunk and celebrate singles day!
"Dude you know she was like a 2"
"It's singles day and I just took 4 keg stands"
"That's legit"
"He has a girlfriend, you know."
"I don't care it's singles day, screw it"
"It's singles day and I just took 4 keg stands"
"That's legit"
"He has a girlfriend, you know."
"I don't care it's singles day, screw it"
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Get the sex in single player mode mug.A form of poo, that is usually intertwined with the fairly long pubic hair of the anus. The "Shinglet" is a small clump of poo, similar to the size of a pea. The plural version of this word would be "Shinglets"
The word can be used in positive or negative contexts.
The word can be used in positive or negative contexts.
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