Shiflangled

The sexual act of a man inserting his head into the woman's vagina

Don't pick on that kid he got shiflangled by the peso down the road

by Spline crew October 27, 2016

shift it

Get a move on, get going, hurry up.

No heroics Bruce, c'mon now! Shift it!

by HenricLadson September 1, 2017

ShidFardCumBurp

The act of shitting, farting, ejaculating, and burping all at once

Ok guys, I just ShidFardCumBurp. Very crazy

by Dogn't August 27, 2018

shaffalafaggus

1. A word that people say when they stub their lower part of the body

2. A word that old people use to describe the younger generation

1. *stubs toe* "OH SHAFFALAFAGGUS!!!!!"
2. "You kids and your shaffalafaggus activities."

by FRIED NUJJETS October 6, 2018

Shift Bitch

The employee who is usually asked/ told by management to fill in for coworkers who call in sick or are otherwise unavailable to work their originally assigned shift.

Employee 1: Damn man, I’m pulling double shifts twice this week because everybody else punked out.

Employee 2: Haha, looks like you’re the official shift bitch at this place!

by ElFume May 30, 2019

Sheffield jet wash

When your shaging a fat bird and she puts you off that much that you fake orgasm and give her a full bag of piss

I pulled this fat bird last night, she was so fat I had to fake an empty and give her a sheffield jet wash

by Junction 31 service center October 15, 2019

SHAFF

Stands for "Someone Has A Foot Fetish." It doesn't even need to be used when talking about feet; sometimes you just need to remind a friend that they have a foot fetish. Even if they deny it.

"Oh yeah, I've seen 5-Minute Craft's foot hacks video."
"Shaff."

by SHAFF Supporter February 25, 2022