Shagoofed

When you hire overseas contractors to write content for your website and it comes back looking like hieroglyphics.

Did you see the latest blog post we had written about starting a trucking business? Dude, we got Shagoofed again!!!

by Synch911 December 9, 2022

Sheg

Means little stinkpot who sucks and is dumb and we don’t like

Bob-“You smell”
Me-“You’re a sheg”

by goober:) January 30, 2023

shagoofta

a large girthy penis that shags older women like sponges soak up water.

look, danny's pulled out his shagoofta at the family dinner! oh my goodness.

by gyaru03974 February 23, 2023

Sheg

Sheg is mainly used in London, growing up in west London it was used heavily. It means when something or someone flops etc and can also be used to describe something that is a rip off.

See examples.

Example 1: Sheg
Guy 1: Yo you coming out today?
Guy 2: Nah man I'm busy with my girl
Guy 1: You always sheg it man

Example 2: Sheg
Guy 1: Hi can I have a popcorn and large coke please
Cinema staff: That'll be £50 please
Guy 1: What? NAH that is the biggest sheg of all time

Example 3: Shegged
Guy 1 at work: Hi manager can I take a half day off please I'm not feeling well
Manager: No.
Guy 1 at work to his colleague : Yo the manager fully just shegged me when I asked for half day

Example 4: Shegging
Describing someone that always flops: Yo he's/she's always shegging it man

by LondonSlangProfessional March 31, 2023

Shegelites

Shegelites are people which have been selected to witness shege in its true raw and unfiltered form

We Shegelites know each other

by Khid DRIP April 10, 2023

sheboingery

Some shit Bubba just said.

This shift is some sheboingery.
There is some sheboingery afoot.

by GreyEtherion July 20, 2023

SHEGGY

A fun, hot and intelligent divorced woman who does whatever she wants.

Dang that Sheggy's ex husband must hate his life.

by ASHTRAY81 July 30, 2023