Semen Laser

When you have so much control over your ejaculate that you can pretty much spatter your DNA on, over or into pretty much anything you want, with deadly accuracy.

Did you see that shot, damn honey, I just shot you right and tight with my Semen Laser.

by storm1979 July 26, 2011

Semen Shower

The act of ejaculating on to one's partners face.

Dude, i totally gave Jessi a semen shower last night after she gave me head.

by gdaddy16 December 19, 2012

Horse-semen

The clear-like liquid that comes from the bottom of a frozen burrito when you microwave it.

Here man have a burrito, I scraped the horse-semen off for you

by JuliusPepperwood May 15, 2015

Semen slap

When having sex afterwards if you finish on your own you jizz in your hand and slap her in the face with the semen in the hand.

Last night my boyfriend gave me a semen slap.

by Chris Ochs October 22, 2006

Semen demon

A demon that hunts for semen

Fiona is a semen demon

by G00d 0l dickin69 January 18, 2020

Semen Salmon

A fish inhabbiting the Sifilis Sea that survives souly on Semen.

Huiser is a Semen Salmon

by Stratfordsuxx August 24, 2010

Semen Receptacle

See cumdumpster

Aye she be a fine semen receptacle. (read in pirate voice)

by Semen Receptacle July 4, 2014