scriptophage

A small creature which eats writing utensils.

I turned away for a second and a scriptophage must have eaten my pen!

by Widloaf Brunswick February 8, 2009

scrumtralastic

something so utterly delicious you actually shit an elf

my jail burrito was so scrumtralastic i flushed an elf

by Bif McChest Slap July 26, 2010

scrumtilousiouly

Something very tasty.

Me: Yo,that cookie was scrumtilousiouly good.

Friend: Thanks man!! I baked it myself!

by yoimawesome November 13, 2011

Script Kiddie

That one annoying kid in high school that doesn't know real code but uses some other dude's software to hack and claims to be some sort of god.

Script Kiddie: "Hey guys check out I hacked the school website."
Normal Person: "All you did was DDoS the website, you script kiddie!"

by silly bop October 4, 2017

scrumptilious

a fancier way of saying scrumptious or delicious.

- Damn that cake looks scrumptilious

by Purrincessofthecats December 8, 2020

honey-glazed scrumptious pussy

A vagina that is so sweet and tight, that it would make you call up your girl and be like

"Hey, what's good?
"Sorry I'm never comin' home I'ma stay for good"
Then hang the phone up, and proceed to lay the wood. Such pussy is so tight that you might even come fast, like 9-1-1 in white neighborhoods.

Research says that a 'honey-glazed scrumptious pussy' will never stink, and never get wide either.

Zeeshan - I want to lick Pranay's honey-glazed scrumptious pussy so fucking bad.

John - I had sex with Joanna last night, she had that honey-glazed scrumptious pussy no cap. I became a changed man after that night.

by senpaikee February 17, 2022

Script Kiddie

A woman uses a hammer to put a nail into a board, likewise, a script kiddie uses someone elses software to attempt to hack into a machine. Needless to say, neither require any skill.

Eagle09180: so i gave up
Eagle09180: your secure as shit
Made 2 Own: heh
Eagle09180: all my usual stuff doesnt work
Eagle09180: you patch too often
Eagle09180: stop patching

by eGodly July 4, 2006