schenph

Person who works in a mindless/lowpaying/repetitive job (usually in retail). This person has barely enough mental capacity to perform his/her simple tasks with an acceptable success rate. He/she will almost never learn from the mistakes of their repetitive past and will never cease to astound you with their ability to look stupid.
Source: scumbag electronic stores in ny

"So...I see you hired another schenph?"
"Make the schenph to do it."
"LOL These new batch of schenphs are even dumber than the last"
"Sander is such a schenph, hes been workin here the longest, and gets paid the least"

by 736368656E7068 July 28, 2009

Scheppman Fail

To fail to a point where is no return.

Wow, that kid just Scheppman Failed

by Fred Schmidt August 14, 2009

schemawise

A very wise schema

Let's discuss what's possible schemawise

by philosoph3r October 9, 2009

shemp slap

When you get slapped so hard across the head or face that your hair get's messed up.

Look at Cory's hair, he just got shemp slapped.

by dark1san February 8, 2010

schremp

The term for shrimp, a small marine creature, by the African American race

Ay d'shawn let's go down to Bubba Gumps and get some schremp.

by Quacker jack February 27, 2014

schemen

Someone who goes from guy to guy or girl to girl with no intent of relationship.

Dang Ronnie, Tim hooked up with a different girl each day this week. He's definitely been schemen.

by Rogerdaalein May 27, 2016

schmemph

An insult alluding to a totally lame or nerdy person. An guy who acts like a complete goofball.

look at that idiot acting like a moron, what a schmemph

by kitrik23 May 23, 2016