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Jack-Off Scarecrow

When a roommate wants to prevent another from masterbating in his abscences, he might put a dummy or pile of clothes under his covers so as to give the appearance that he is still there.
In order to keep Michael from Masterbating, Chilli Dog would often employee the use of a Jack-Off Scarecrow.
by Cheese lobster January 8, 2012
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pull a scaramucci

(Phrase). To be fired within one's first ten days at a new job due to gross incompetence.
If you {pull a scaramucci} it is generally considered to be a great embarrassment.
by Joe Bethersonton December 10, 2017
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I get scared by mirrors

..why would you tell me that, this isnt google, THIS ISNT GOOGLE, THIS IS A PEPPERMINT-
Why would you tell me "I get scared by mirrors"-
by M1ntEll1 July 13, 2021
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right-winger scared

A tendency among those on the right of the political spectrum, increasing with distance from the center, to have a visceral fear of law enforcement and other government agents violating their constitutional rights. This fear is unfounded because the police won't bother those who have it because they're white.
Chris got all right-winger scared at the border patrol checkpoint and started recording them, saying he wouldn't answer any questions. But they let him through because, you know...
by brynnn May 6, 2014
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Scarecrow

that’s Scarecrow, what a weirdo
by Scarecrow. May 23, 2021
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scaramoucheschick

bozo with a mid xiao who cant get past floor 12-1 of the spiral abyss, always misses and is a walking L
my xiao is so mid it's almost like im scaramoucheschick
by notevenanyone October 20, 2021
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Scaramouche

I luv scara he so hot even tho he puppet he is hotter then wriothestupid he's so hot he can rail me with his puppet dick🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
I like scarmouch

OK me love scaramouche too gulp gulp.
by Scaras used tampon September 1, 2023
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