Sarcasm

Something your grandparents don't understand because it's from the twenty-first century.

Example:

(Teenager comes in the house without a newspaper)

Grandmother- Did you find the newspaper?

Teenager- Do you see me with a newspaper in my hands?

Grandmother- Why you talk like that for, thatsa no nice....

Teenager- Shutup...

It's called sarcasm.....

by *Krystyn* March 13, 2009

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The only language I speak.

"Sarcasm is the language of the devil, for which reason I have long since so good as denounced it." -Thomas Carlyle

by Dr. House January 13, 2007

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Sargasm

To cut it short, a fake/sarcastic orgasm, usually used during pity sex.

Lucy: I had a sargasm last night during sex with John. He didn't realise and came out smiling like a fool.
Aly: Genius.

by CrypticGirl May 7, 2011

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Sarasota

Sarasota is both a city and county in Florida. The city is well known for its high suicide rate. The county is unheard of. Sarasota's main export is talentless hacks. It imports tourists and fat people. When traveling in Sarasota, visiting the many tourist attractions, such as the beach and large assortment of retirement homes is encouraged. When residing in Sarasota, large doses of meth-amphetamine or knife stabs to one's own face should be administered in a healthy dosage.

Because Jim resides in Sarasota, he is doomed. He may as well get high. He's a failure anyway.

by Dan00 August 19, 2008

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sargasm

To come to orgasm using only sarcasm. Also, an unintentional orgasm when oneself, or others around you, exhibit an especially profound example of sarcasm.

"NICE shoes, man"
"..."
"What the FUCK was that?"
"...I need a towel..."

by GiantKillerRobots February 22, 2004

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