Salty Sunrise

When you are unable to cum and spend all night jerking off, only to cum at dawn.

After a long night of jerking off Eian enjoyed his salty sunrise.

by SpongyAcid July 6, 2019

SALTY CAMEL

When you take a dump that is so massive some of it sticks up out of the water.

I ate two bags of Fritos last night and blasted a salty camel this morning.

by Meathand May 18, 2006

salty tooth

It's the opposite of a sweet tooth. But instead of craving sweets, you crave salty stuff.

person with sweet tooth: "I'm craving some candy, really badly."

person with salty tooth: "Well, I'm craving for some potato chips."

by spunkychick October 8, 2011

salty surprise

When a man is receiving a blowjob and gives no warning to his partner that he is about to ejaculate in their mouth.

I was giving him a blowjob and he had the nerve not to tell me he was going to cum! I don't like salty surprises.

by Giver of Salty surprises December 26, 2013

salty sandwich

A sexual maneuver in which two guys drape their ball sacks on a girl's face, one on either side. The end result is a salty sandwich of fun.

Parker and Hamilton were the "Jiggling Jigglo's" act and performed on weekend's, usually for bachlorette parties. Their specialty was the salty sandwich, and women loved it. Especially ball suckers.

by Jrubadub September 8, 2011

Salty Dinga

also known as a salty guy. a nice wad of chewing tobacco normally of decent size, density, and flavor that will put some hair on those balls. skoal, cope, griz, kayak, rooster, redwood, kodiak, revved up.... it can be found at many different locations - down the shoot, left, right, or on the upper deck (caution! may cause the squints). a salty dinga is always accompanied with a good ol' spitter, usually a water bottle but sometimes an arnold palmer can for classiness and style.

jeff did you get punched in the lip?" "NO BITCH thats my salty dinga

by B Pumper March 23, 2011

Salty Salada

Updated Lite version of Soggy SAO

The last jester had to eat the Salty Salada

by SIRKOALA February 16, 2022