Salty Teemo

Being so bad that you make an amateur look like a professional.

You say that hes a pro player but those Salty Teemo plays determine otherwise

by KhaosxResolve February 19, 2014

Salty Crotch

The rim of salt you accumulate in your crotch from eating salty tortila chips.

"Girl do you want some tequila to go with that salty crotch?"

by Thepimp&escorts July 3, 2014

Salty mouth

Based on the Malay term, "mulut masin", an ability to have most of the things said to come true.

Please dont say shit about having bad traffic, salty mouth. Not today.

by Halaljollyshandy March 10, 2017

Salty Jimmy

A "Salty Jimmy" Is a type of dick that has a salty taste and smell

she sucked the salty jimmy

by young fleh September 8, 2016

Salty Tuesday

Salty Tuesday is a sex position where (usually on a Tuesday) the male is buried completely in the sand on a beach and the female performs oral sex as the tide is rushing in. Ocean water is salty hence why this is called a "Salty Tuesday".

If you like blowjobs and margaritas then you will love a Salty Tuesday!

by Talk Real April 17, 2015

salty corndog

when an extremely attractive man receives a blowjob on the beach with a female, then immediately inserts his dick into the sand, similar to dipping a corndog in its batter, after it looks like a corndog the man proceeds to make violent sex with her.

Charlie: Hey girl come to the beach.
Maeve: Why?
Charlie: Because I want you to suck my dick, then let me get it all sandy and fuck you.
Maeve: Oh, the old salty corndog. I would love to.

by theunimpressedsmith April 28, 2013

salty duel

The salty duel is a male masturbation game. Two males stand facing each other and a third party shouts "draw". You then start to masturbate and the target for your ejaculation is the other person.
A vital part of the 'duel' is that you look into the eyes of the person you are battling.

As for many people it is unclear who the actual winner is, it is the person who ejaculates first not the person who is ejaculated on.

James and Dave had a salty duel at the party last night, but they broke up because they argued over who the winner was.

by P.S.E. Party Boy July 23, 2009