Taylor Swift

The music industry.

A: Taylor just won AOTY for Folklore making her the first female artist in GRAMMY history to obtain 3 AOTY awards (Fearless, 1989, Folklore) and she will be honored with the Global Icon Awards at the 2021 BRIT's, making her the first woman to achieve this and the 4th artist overall to do so.

B: Taylor Swift IS the music industry.

by Regina Phalange 13 May 10, 2021

Janky Swift

A particularly taboo sexual favor. Some call it salad tossing’s kinky cousin. Many believe it isn’t worthwhile due to the extensive cleanup afterwards, but it guarantees a simultaneous orgasm which is very appealing to many.

I tried the Janky Swift last night. One of the most intense experiences of my life. The cleanup sucked and I can’t look my boyfriend in the eyes anymore.

by Flawbmygawb January 2, 2021

Taylor Swift

the music industry

She's talented, maybe she listens to Taylor Swift.

by globedictionary-official February 8, 2021

Taylor Swift

A phenomenal singer/songwriter whos music has literally saved my life. She is THE MUSIC INDUSTRY and the exact definition of talent. If you have nothing nice to say about her.... nobody needs to hear it. She went from country to pop to indie and back again and did it "swiftly ". She is 32 and was born in west reading in 1989 hence the title of her 100% pop album. STREAM RED TAYLORS VERSION LIKE YOUR LIFE DEPENDS ON IT! Seriously the album is good i swear. :)

Taylor Swift's evermore got nominated for a grammy

by lovinghimwasred February 18, 2022

Taylor Swift

A goddess who is worshiped by millions around the world. Many people pray to Taylor Swift by sacrificing dead cows and their children.

Person 1: Who's Taylor Swift
Person 2: The best person to walk the planet
Person H: FUCK YEAH

by mydadisbaldlmao March 30, 2022

Taylor Swift

the coolest prettiest best nicest person to ever exist EVER. my absolute gf, lyrical genius, gods gift to mankind. also wrote a fanfiction longer than the bible about gay wizards. my favorite person to ever exist, like ever.

Taylor Swift is the best human being to ever walk the earth.

by juleslovestaylorswift June 22, 2021

Phil Swift

He is the all father, power to bond seal AND repair. (Can also cut anything in half and repair it with his ultimate weapon, flex tape/flex seal)

Phil Swift is my dad

by Phil Swift is my dad March 7, 2019