by El Gringo the third March 08, 2009
The act of shitting in a persons mailbox, then placing a firecracker in the shit and lighting it. The goal is to see how long it is until the person has to buy a new mailbox.
"Dude! Last weekend was sick! We got really drunk then went and had a Bindi Surprise in somebodys mailbox!"
by Derpa Derpa Derpa June 06, 2009
occurs when, during fellatio, the man pulls his penis from the woman's mouth and tells her to "close your eyes for a second," the woman then does so, expecting do be ejaculated upon. The man then procedes to take a piss in her face, turning it yellow, hence the jaundice surprise.
by tommy anderson August 20, 2006
Steve left us an Irish Surprise this morning after brunch. But what surprised me the most was that he didn’t even use toilet paper.
by joemeez July 06, 2019
Standing behind the door of a girls room beating off and right when she answers you blow your load in her face. then yelling SURPRISE CREAM!
by marshjt March 18, 2011
A sexual move involving a man having sexual intercourse with a woman in the Doggie position, while in the course of rapid penetration the man Tasers the woman in the neck causing her body to convulse and tighten up, increasing the man's pleasure and sexual stamina. The move can be repeated multiple times and can even be included in specific conjuncture with a Houdini Cheesecake.
by Jack Rasch November 29, 2010
I told her I wasn't going to cum yet, so she wasn't too happy to get a face and mouthfull of my milky surprise when I couldn't hold back.
by Vanhoven June 02, 2009