metro station

a pretty good band with average lyrics(filled with cheesy pick up lines) but good instrumentals.
they get a lot of crap about being for 13 year old teenybopper whore girls who scream because they just found out in thier j-14 magazine that 2 guys in the band have siblings in hannah montana.
they are also a band who are bound to sell out the day they hit top 40, simply because they let out such information.

13yr old girl: OMGGG! i totally love metro station!!! i heard shake it on the radio! and it makes me so trendy to listen to techno! metro station rocks! i hope they go on tour with miley cyrus!!

me: shut up bitch. you wouldnt know good music if it was forced up your ass.

by boxcar_murder June 19, 2008

Kipling Station

A Kipling Station is a consensual sexual act which consists of the penetrative partner inserting his penis into the receptive partner quickly after taking a running start.

It is named after a subway station in Toronto, Canada.

"Old Winston gave me a right Kipling Station last night! He really socked it to me!"

"I'm having trouble walking today. Last night, me and the husband went for a Kipling Station!"

by greyhound_2010 April 10, 2010

Baby Batter Brewing Station

Another name for the genital area of a man. Mainly his ball sack.

I told my girlfriend if she was thirsty to milk the juices from my baby batter brewing station.

by Damilkman44 September 12, 2010

bus station

A meeting place for chavs in all major towns and cities

see ya down hte bus station at 8, innit

by Jay Zee February 9, 2005

The Gas Station

When a man pisses inside a woman's vagina to fill it up. Might possibly overflow.

1. Bob took Erica to the gas station.
2. Fill 'er up at the gas station.

by pissinvaginaman May 10, 2010

Gas station attendant

An enlightened person who knows everything but has nothing better to do with their live. They never tell anyone because they would think they where lying or insane.

Next time you go and get gas ask the gas station attendant a question they tell you either:
1) that they don't know - but they actually do or
2) an answer in which you don't know weather they are lying or not

by edggya June 22, 2009

Metro Station

A band that tries to sound British, thinking it will make them seem like a much better band when in reality, they still suck.

Metro Station lead singer: *in british voice* Shake, shake, shake, shake, uh shake it

Me: YOU GUYS STILL SUCK!

by Locke321 December 30, 2008