2 definitions by edggya
Steve: What goes faster than the speed of light?
*Mr. Tweetums lands on Steve's shoulder*
Carl: Nothing goes faster than the speed of light.
*Mr. Tweetums suddenly dies from inhaling some nothing*
Carl: How did Mr. Tweetums die?
*Carl suddenly dies from inhaling some nothing*
Steve: Exactly! But when did this nothing appear?
*Eric suddenly dies from inhaling some nothing*
*Allison suddenly dies from inhaling some nothing*
*Steve dies from a heart attack*
*Mr. Tweetums lands on Steve's shoulder*
Carl: Nothing goes faster than the speed of light.
*Mr. Tweetums suddenly dies from inhaling some nothing*
Carl: How did Mr. Tweetums die?
*Carl suddenly dies from inhaling some nothing*
Steve: Exactly! But when did this nothing appear?
*Eric suddenly dies from inhaling some nothing*
*Allison suddenly dies from inhaling some nothing*
*Steve dies from a heart attack*
by edggya June 22, 2009
An enlightened person who knows everything but has nothing better to do with their live. They never tell anyone because they would think they where lying or insane.
Next time you go and get gas ask the gas station attendant a question they tell you either:
1) that they don't know - but they actually do or
2) an answer in which you don't know weather they are lying or not
1) that they don't know - but they actually do or
2) an answer in which you don't know weather they are lying or not
by edggya June 22, 2009