Sessons

If your last name is Sessons, that means you are probably the best person that is known. If you are married to a Sessons, you are the luckiest Man or Women. A male Sessons is known for being very loving person, all the women will want him and seems to always have the biggest penis. Now if you are a female Sessons, you are the Prettiest woman known to man, very good and willing to do about anything in bed and most likely a squirter.

Hey you seen the dude, I forget his name but his last name is Sessons. He was the cutest person I ever seen. Plus I heard he is big if you know what I mean.

by The Love Doctors1 January 17, 2014

smessy

someone who needs to get their shit together because their life is falling apart.

damn smessy get your shit together

by smessi April 18, 2017

secret sessions

this term is used to describe people who get hand picked from taylor swift herself to come and listen to her new album at her house a month before its released. people would DIE to go to a secret session it is truly the best life experience for a swiftie in the universe.

EXAMPLE 1:
isabella “sarah i can finally tell you that i was invited to the secret sessions”

sarah “omg girl NO WAY i would die!! you’re so lucky”

EXAMPLE 2:
audrey “ugh i can’t believe i wasn’t invited to the secret sessions i’m so sad”

ed “its okay you might get invited next year!!”

by imonswiftstantwitter July 16, 2019

Spice out session

The period of time in which a person is incapacitated after spicing out - usually accompanied by sickened groans and more puking.

"Fuck, I smoked an eighth of maul hoots and had a mass spice out session last night."

by Niggadicks June 17, 2009

Octopus Fuck Session

Where a man has eight penises in his mouth and his ass at the same time.

Jim: "Yeah man last night me and 16 other fellas had an Octopus Fuck Session, it felt nice."
Jerry: "Damn dude, wish I was there."

by IheartGayButtSex May 30, 2018

SPEDS

SPECIAL ED STUDENT,A SLOW PERSON,A DUMB ASS

STOP BEING A SPEDS.
WHAT A SPEDS.

by D.FLIZZ March 16, 2009

speese

the result when sperm and cheese are mixed together

"ill have the large double speese burger"

by Hakko December 21, 2003