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ghetto sparkler

Using a lit wooden punk stick (usually free at a fireworks stand) as a sparkler. When you wave it around in the dark you get a pyrotechnic effect.
They so poor they bought their kid ghetto sparklers.
by The Pirate of Pissants July 4, 2009
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sparklefuck

the climactic result of love making while defecating, followed by the immediate decoration of the fecal matter; complete with sequins, funfetti, and nutmeg, of course.
kate: are you still dating zach?
danny: no, he asked me to sparklefuck.

i told your mother i wasn't into sparklefucking, but she insisted.
by Jasson O. December 31, 2007
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Sparkle

A group or collection of drag queens/transexuals
The sparkle of queens is doing the most.
by Anilak December 18, 2011
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Sparkle Party

Used to define the event in which groups of girlfriends get together and masturbate, usually under covers or in a hot tub, accompanied by lots of giggling.
ohhh my god, did you hear about the Junior girls and their Sparkle Party?? Yeah, they just get together and twang it at Sarah's house, so fucking weird!!!
by DL28 December 14, 2010
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Sparkle Fun Time

An extremly gay thought/moment had while smoking winklemouse.
James: Yo dawg, this winklemouse is off tha shizit, I wanna fuck you in the ass.

Daniel: Wow man, I think your having way to much sparkle fun time.
by Sparkle Fun Timer August 7, 2007
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Sparkle

A class within the school system defined by their "barbie and ken like features" who are considered by many as popular but in reality many people resent them simply for the fact that they exist. The tell tale signs off a sparkle is not having any reason and being unable to comprehend the most basic of concepts. They believe they are desired by many, and while some do desire them no one actually wishes to spend time with them due to the negative effects they have on people surrounding them. Their "shimmering qualities" are only outmatched by their ignorance
shimmer
That sparkle why dont they just quiet instead of making a fool of themselves, oh wait they dont realize they are
by Mylakes May 2, 2007
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sparkles

A fluffy white devil cat who spends her time frolicking through the allyways, eating baby bunnies, gathering poop snarls, and winking at passer by's from her under-the-bed lare. she also tries to kill baby walter in his sleep

ie. one whose owners are constantly plotting her downfall and plan to make her dead carcass into a buildabear one day
usage:
Sparkles just winked at me!

or- Sparkles has poop snarls! Why do you not want to help her! She doesnt have aposable thumbs! She can't make it on her own!

or- Guess what? The neighborhood park board just released a new law that states that pets who stay outside the home after 2 a.m. will be brought to the pound! Do you know what this means?? Sparkles is an allycat!!! She's as good as dead!
by Charlene Gupta August 25, 2006
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