Smooching starfish

The act of sizzoring someone, but by touching b holes together.

As a gay couple, Fred and Sinley enjoy the smooching starfish before getting their fuck on.

by David...W January 11, 2017

smooch looter

One who knowingly prevents face sucking.

My gf and I were watching a movie, we were about to kiss when my sister walked in and sat next to us. She is such a smooch looter.

by ›:D April 19, 2017

SHOOF

A combination of 'SHOOK' and 'OOF' used when one is left shocked and or unable to make a comeback.

"HEY AT LEAST I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND"
"BOI YO GIRLFRIEND LOOKS LIKE MY MOM"
"Uhhmmm...shit... SHOOF"

by Jaeren Rainy Daddyvas November 6, 2017

Smooching my own Coochie

A term for female masturbation. Similar to the male term of beating my meat

"I'll be right out hun; I got to finish smooching my own Coochie"

by Prplskittle April 3, 2019

Scoofity

The best username anyone could have. Commonly shortened to 'Scoof' which is popular around teenagers aged 16. Everyone loves the name Scoofity and it will make you 10x popular.

Guy1: What is your username?
Guy2: Scoofity
Guy1: EpIc NaMe BrO

by Scat - The hot lover July 26, 2019

Sloof

When your at someone’s house and their ugly dog slobber and snots all over you

Bobby your ankle biting dog just sloofed all over my new loafers

by Jabakabsjaz January 1, 2020

Smoochiefly

A guy who just... kisses flies

Yo, BRO! STOP BEING A SMOOCHIEFLY!!

by Deejonix November 20, 2020