The act of ejaculating and or pissing on someones fore-head while they're asleep then smearing it with your nut sack or vertical lip.
by M & C productions May 29, 2010
by Lemon Twisty Boy February 4, 2004
Girl or Boy that can't french kiss with any degree of finesse - like a severe facial licking from an overfriendly St. Bernard who just got out of the pond.
by Why do I know these things April 21, 2005
by Sam October 22, 2003