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Bird Wetting Session

A period of time in which a man gets his dick (bird) sucked (wet).

Derived from the concept of "Getting Your Bird Wet"
My girlfriend was on her period so we couldn't have sex but I still got a bird wetting session.
by Capt. Swee Righ April 7, 2010
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dick touching session

Army Infantry term for a pointless meeting (the infantry is all male). The army is also very homophobic and the slightly gay reference of the term is also meant to be derogatory to whoever called the meeting.
LT #1: Man where you off to in such a hurry.
LT #2: The Colonel called another dick touching session to remind us the appropriate method for ordering Hum-V tires again.
by infantryscoming August 19, 2010
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session beer

A session beer is what a beer snob drinks when he wants to get plastered. Session beers are at least moderately expensive.
"Guinness is a good session beer, but I prefer Samuel Smith's Nut Brown Ale."
by neuroman March 20, 2007
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Western states session movement

A movement that seeks to make all the states west of the Mississippi river an independent nation because of all the bad laws and policies of the US.
John is in the western states session movement.
by Deep blue 2012 September 5, 2010
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Clam Session

A group meeting where every smelly vagina in a 20 mile radius of the nearest Mommy Blogger mail box suddenly breathes in the winds of a hurricane, and whistles a note so high pitched that a space Dolphin is aborted.
Did you hear about the legendary clam session in Brazil last Hump day?
by L0LL42o February 19, 2015
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Sessionstaffel

The U.S. Department of Justice under Jeff Sessions, who had a woman arrested and convicted for laughing at him.
You vill not mock die Sessionstaffel!
by Catty McGee May 4, 2017
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session

It is a code word that girls can use to tell other chicks they need to take a crap without guys knowing. It allows guys to maintain the fantasy that women are prefect, do not talk about poop or use the bathroom.
"Man, Sarah I really need a session, do you think you can drop me at my house and I will meet up with you guys later?"
by Valdeisum September 3, 2005
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