A period of time in which a man gets his dick (bird) sucked (wet).
Derived from the concept of "Getting Your Bird Wet"
Derived from the concept of "Getting Your Bird Wet"
by Capt. Swee Righ April 7, 2010
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LT #1: Man where you off to in such a hurry.
LT #2: The Colonel called another dick touching session to remind us the appropriate method for ordering Hum-V tires again.
LT #2: The Colonel called another dick touching session to remind us the appropriate method for ordering Hum-V tires again.
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A session beer is what a beer snob drinks when he wants to get plastered. Session beers are at least moderately expensive.
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by Catty McGee May 4, 2017
Get the Sessionstaffel mug.It is a code word that girls can use to tell other chicks they need to take a crap without guys knowing. It allows guys to maintain the fantasy that women are prefect, do not talk about poop or use the bathroom.
"Man, Sarah I really need a session, do you think you can drop me at my house and I will meet up with you guys later?"
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