bo selecta

TV Show about taking the piss from celebrities. Stars Avid Merrion.

Craiiiiiig David!

Come on Kes! Let's go on the CRAIIIIIG DAVID tour bus!
Y'bastards!
I'm dead scary!
Tracy Shaw, she so sexy she makes me do a sex wee!

by Caz June 26, 2004

natural selection

a game that combine rts with a fps stature. Aliens vs Marines(Kharaa (alien) and the TSA (Marines)) in the future. Great hl1 mod, dont understand the bitching about the upgrading or balancing. Its more the map placement of res towers than anything else.

I knifed 2 onos in a row today. Panoolied.

by whuh? November 14, 2004

bo selecta

1. Something extra good.
2. A shoutout to a good DJ (which usually refers to 1).
3. General proclemation (as in Dude!).

1. This food be bo selecta.
2. Bo Selecta! Them tunes rawk!
3. Bo Selecta! I just put my naked arse on the pizza!

by Brian Eakerous December 28, 2003

seefeldt

A wanna be ginger playa that has no game, and all he does is get shit on. Wears clothes too tight for him, also known as Wet Suit Syndrome. Most girls are jealous at the size of his mammary glands.

Did you see that seal on the beach? That's a total seefeldt

by DeltaShift September 5, 2010

Select Model Syndrome

When an object (Normally a mobile phone or laptop) has problems that another object of the same model does not have.

Person 1: My iPhone doesn't seem to have any problems at all!
Pearson 2: Really? Damn it! The battery on mine doesn't last long at all!
Person 1: That's naaasty. Yours definitely has Select Model Syndrome.
Person 2: Ahh crap.

by AndrewC1995 March 17, 2011

Selective Communism

The act of propagating an agenda within a public facility such as a school, of a specific spiritual/religious book, or other aspects of it such as a bible, while staff would ignore sonething like The Koran, or even The Book Of The Law, and The Satanic Bible. This could also go for a Parochial school within Christendom, that would ban specifically forbid one having a Koran, maybe even more so than a Gnostic Book or bible.

Biology Instructor: Hey, Alison, I will need to confiscate your Bible. Alison: What.. why, I have all my work done, and another student has a mini Koran? Biology Instructor: It's against the Code of Conduct now, and it's a war waging book. Alison: Now that is Selective Communism!

by Jay Leo April 25, 2015

Seleca

A boss ass bitch that dont play these little kid games. Shes flawless asf and shes a nice, loving person. She can beat bitches ass real quick. If you annoy her she will pop on yoo ass so you better watch out lol. She protects her friends if a bitch messes with them then they are dead. Do you want a friend like seleca

Girls: your friend is ugly as fuck
Seleca: bitch shut the fuck up you crusty ugly ass bitch *punching her in the face*

by Jayln Martinez August 21, 2016