Road-Runner

A girl/boy that leaves in the night after you just had sexual intercourse with them. Usualy they would either intoxicate you with acholic bevages, then while your blacked out, they leave. Or they would have mutliple rounds of intercourse to pu toyu to sleep, then leave while your sleeping. It likely ends in heart break, or missing cash.

I met a Road-Runner at the bar yesterday, who in the night left with my money, heart, and virgininty.

by Masquerade known as Spence March 14, 2010

Homestar Runner

a grotesque thing or whatever it is that is horribly stoopid!!!!!!!

homestar runner is grotesque cuz "it" has no arms!!!!!

by qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp July 22, 2003

pulled a runner

Leaving a job without giving any notice

"Where's Bill? I haven't seen him all week"
"Didn't you hear? He pulled a runner, and nobody knows where he is"

by blorb July 22, 2014

Runners Cock

When you have been running and you have a super sexy wife called Jess! It’s so hard not to want to have sex with her anyway but the running makes it worse

Hey Jess, help me out here I have runners cock

by Smartyboy1989 April 16, 2019

horizontal runner

Missionary but with the legs moving in a running motion by who ever is on top

How's about a bit of horizontal runner tonight my darlin

by shooky June 17, 2015

Homestar Runner

Pale-faced goofball. Wears a beanie and a red shirt with a white star on it. Is stupid,but means well. Star of "homestarrunner.com". Has a speech impediment.

What?

by Homestar_fan June 23, 2003

Homestar Runner

Poster boy for the Special Olympics

Homestar runner makes you laugh at his stupidity and charmed by his personality.

by Brian April 17, 2003