2 definitions by blorb

splenda

Being sweet to a girl with the intention of fucking her only.

(after fucking a girl)
Girl: you're so sweet!
You: splenda.
Girl: What?
You: splenda! I'm sweet, but I'm so fake!

by blorb March 25, 2005

pulled a runner

Leaving a job without giving any notice

"Where's Bill? I haven't seen him all week"
"Didn't you hear? He pulled a runner, and nobody knows where he is"

by blorb July 23, 2014