2 definitions by blorb

Being sweet to a girl with the intention of fucking her only.
(after fucking a girl)
Girl: you're so sweet!
You: splenda.
Girl: What?
You: splenda! I'm sweet, but I'm so fake!
by blorb March 25, 2005
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Leaving a job without giving any notice
"Where's Bill? I haven't seen him all week"
"Didn't you hear? He pulled a runner, and nobody knows where he is"
by blorb July 23, 2014
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