Rule 33

You put by accident “Rule 33” instead of “Rule 34” and pressed enter.

Man 1: I don’t know how to read and I typed Rule 33 instead of Rule 34
Man 2: a

by TheletterAE April 29, 2021

The Michael Cera Rule

Michael Cera is an Actor that, in every movie follows these rules
1.) He's an awkward teenager
2.) He Finds a girl he likes, but she doesn't like him back
3.) I the end, Michael gets the girl, and has sex with her
Every Movie he's in, goes exactly like this

Movies that follow The Michael Cera Rule
Michael Cera in year one Awkward teen, friends with Jack Black, likes a girl, in his prehistoric time. she doesn't like him, but in the end, she does like him, and they have sex

Michael Cera in Nick and Nora's Infinite Playlist is, again, an awkward teen. He meets Nora, who, at first, thinks he's a creep. Then, in the end they fall in love with each other, and have sex on a thousand dollar couch.

by kingmc23 August 5, 2010

22.3 year rule

The time it takes for a tragedy to be declared as funny. Satirical comments about said tragedy is deemed acceptable.

AIDS is declared funny as more than 22.3 years has gone by since the first case. Lol.

by umplo May 17, 2005

Cindy Brady Rule

Also known as the Tom Brady Tuck Rule. Coined by Chris in Syracuse after the Patriots/Ravens game in which Tom Brady asked for and was granted a flag after an almost contact-free play.

Cindy Brady is a reference to the youngest child on the 70's TV show The Brady Bunch.

Bob: So why did you stop watching football?

Steve: Well, ever since the Cindy Brady Rule was adopted the game hasn't been the same. They protect the quarterbacks way too much.

by Chris in Syracuse October 7, 2009

24 hour rule

The 24 hour rule states that any partially consumed liquor left over at the host's house for more than 24 hours after the end of a party becomes property of the host. The host is not required to notify the owner during this period.

"Hey man, I left some rum here last week, did you see it?"

"I drank it, 24 hour rule dude."

"Fair enough."

by Abutt July 10, 2005

Rule 69

Rule 69 of the internet states whenever the number "69" appears in a social media typing space and/or picture you must comment saying "nice"

Guy 1 - Yesterdays score was 69 to 57
Guy 2 - Rule 69
Guy 1 - nice
Guy 2 - nice
Guy 3 - nice
Girl 1 - nice
Guy 4 - nice
Girl 2 - nice
Girl 3 - nice

by n00bishRegashi April 3, 2019

Rule 98

If at first you don't succeed, kill the guy who did.

Jim: "He took my ex's virginity!"

Dave: 'Rule 98 him."

by Fros7bite December 7, 2009