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clunge rug

When you have yellow puss/foam on the patch of skin between your anus and your pussy
"Iv got a mad clunge rug I need a Fucking shower"
by ThePigWithABigDick May 7, 2018
mugGet the clunge rugmug.

rusty rug

When you have sex with a woman on her period, and blood gets on your pubic hair.
Man, that bitch gave me a rusty rug!
by Buck Seathorn June 23, 2023
mugGet the rusty rugmug.

trunk rug

"He's a redhead... I wonder if the carpet matches the drapes?"
"More importantly, does the carpet match the trunk rug?"

"Man, my trunk rug has gone full-on 70's shag... gotta shave that sucka."
by doctorgroove August 25, 2016
mugGet the trunk rugmug.

Rug Cookies

Crusty areas of rug created by the absorption and drying of a man's ejaculate.
"Aw man, after we shot that porno in the hotel room, it was covered in rug cookies."

"It was disgusting. After my party I had to clean up way too may rug cookies"
by T_PAIN December 18, 2009
mugGet the Rug Cookiesmug.

Chewing the rug

Chewing the rug is a different statement of a man licking out a women
Last night I had a great time chewing the rug

Last night I had a great time licking her out
by KB da mad1 July 25, 2016
mugGet the Chewing the rugmug.

fuck rug

A rug made of the skin or fur of a wild animal or big game, laid in a room, typically between a fireplace and a bed or sofa.
I made love to him on my bear skin fuck rug, right by the fire place.
by Waldo Puna April 27, 2019
mugGet the fuck rugmug.

rug nutty

(adj.)
This pertains to an elderly person that has way too many rugs in their home. They have them in unneeded places like where there is already carpet, or too many close together on a tile/wood flooring.There should on average about 4-5 rugs in a house depending on size but they far exceed that number. They also most likely have a cat(s) and/or bird(s). This is someone you know like a grandmother or aunt. They do not realize they are rug nutty until someone points it out.
-"Mom, why does grami have so many rugs in her little trailer?"

-"Grandma is just a little rug nutty."
by myz!suckittrebek November 25, 2009
mugGet the rug nuttymug.

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