Run Over Rubber Dog Shit

Its how you describe to someone that you are absolutely flat on your back from influenza or a cold and unable to even stand up to do the most menial tasks in life like going to the bathroom or eating

Bill: I heard that you have the flu, how are you feeling?

Tom: Well Bill , I happen to feel like Run Over Rubber Dog Shit, its absolutely terrible

by Freeze_Riggs July 3, 2016

Rubber Rim

A stretched or torn arse hole.

Elton has a rubber rim from constant doughnut punching from his husband. Fudge packers have rubber rims.

by Frank.479 November 22, 2011

double-rubbered

wearing two condoms to be extra-dextra safe not to knock the bitch up.

good thing i double-rubbered it last night, i was drunk as a skunk

by morgatron July 9, 2009

Gay Robbery

when a fag breaks into your house and rearranges your furniture.

Wow. Did you hear about that gay robbery? Chase's leather furniture was replaced with velvet cushions.

by JOHNeMac February 22, 2011

burnt rubber cooter

1). The rancid aroma of a vagina thats been pounded to the point of dryness by a condom wrapped penis.

Ex. " Now that Lisa has burnt rubber cooter, we had to cancel dinner with her parents, there is no hiding that smell!"

by wild chewbacca August 25, 2011

blown rubber

Plain & simple: a used condom.

Look behind the bar! There's a fucking blown rubber back there!! Who the hell had sex there last night?!?

by Telephony June 14, 2016

noodle rubber

Another slang term for lesbian, gay, LGBTQ, or anyone you hate.

I was sitting in a restaurant and i saw 2 ladies in birkenstocks and flannel shirts and thought to myself, them some Noodle Rubbers.

by UnlovelyTomb June 30, 2017