2 definitions by JOHNeMac

cockward

When a man is on a date and thinks that his partner wants to give him a BJ so he pulls out his sausage and she freaks out or yells "RAPE!!"

dude, i was totally gonna bang this girl but i pulled it out too soon and it was totally cockward.

by JOHNeMac February 23, 2011

when a fag breaks into your house and rearranges your furniture.

Wow. Did you hear about that gay robbery? Chase's leather furniture was replaced with velvet cushions.

by JOHNeMac February 3, 2011