Definitions by JOHNeMac

cockward

When a man is on a date and thinks that his partner wants to give him a BJ so he pulls out his sausage and she freaks out or yells "RAPE!!"

dude, i was totally gonna bang this girl but i pulled it out too soon and it was totally cockward.

cockward by JOHNeMac March 9, 2011

Gay Robbery 

when a fag breaks into your house and rearranges your furniture.

Wow. Did you hear about that gay robbery? Chase's leather furniture was replaced with velvet cushions.

Gay Robbery by JOHNeMac February 22, 2011