Rowan

A male human shit that lives in a bin

Woah look at that massive Rowan

by Little muddle up August 17, 2017

Rowan

An annoying, molesting, crazy person. who when ever anyone suggests the fact that she is in the wrong, immediately goes in to a fit like a baby... at night... and then procedes to pee the bed. she also likes victor, who's (no offense to Paul) parents don't know what a condom is.

Get out of here Rowan, you annoying whore

by Uh oh... STINKY! October 16, 2019

rowing machine and stairmaster

A term for a manual transmission in an automobile, with the rowing machine being the gearshift and the stairmaster being the clutch pedal.

"This is gonna be the last BMW M5 with the rowing machine and stairmaster!"

Most cars sold in Europe use the rowing machine and stairmaster.

by NuttyJ January 12, 2006

Rowanisadouche

Rowan is a douche. The ultimate in douchiness.

Rowanisadouche.

by MariskaDean November 15, 2011

Rowan

She likes cats

Ew your a rowan

by CALLLI November 2, 2008

Rowan

A sometimes shy, quiet individual who is often prone to failures. He is a disappointment to many and is a blind follower. If you told him to jump off a bridge because others would, he probably would. He has a big heart and is easily obsessed with girls who wear beanies. He has a very feminine side. If you ever meet a Rowan, be prepared for disappointment.

Sara: "Hey, I heard Rowan was doing crack cocaine last night because his friends were."
Veronika: "I'm so not surprised."

Friend: "Rowan, want to do a random drug?"
Rowan: "Sure."

by SaraCatsky May 4, 2013

Jake Rowan and the Disease

A very kickass, rebellious, freshly formed band in the small seedy town of Milton-Freewater, Oregon by a parapalegic deviant, his brother and their friend Jacob.

Shubert: Dude, did you go to the JratD concert last night?
Arlo: Who the fuck is JratD?
Shubert: Jake Rowan and the Disease. They're fuckin' kickass dude.

by dylan w March 20, 2008