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Maury Roulette

A bunch of men jack off into a bowl and stir it up with a spoon, then a girl comes and they put a funnel in her and pour it in her. Called "Maury Roulette" because it explains so many of the cases on Maury (TV Show)
Dude: "Ifa buncha dudes jacks off in like uh saucer bowl, den stirs it up wid a spoon. An a girl come and be like with a funnel an dey pours it in her pu.. uuh.... vaginas, an she have a baby... WHO DA DADDY?"

You: Well kid, that's Maury Roulette!
by ssh0ney September 1, 2012
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Skeet Roulette

When a guy has sex with many females in a short period of time and skeets in them all and hopes none get pregnant.
Bob: I heard you be on the streets playing skeet roulette with these hoes.
Dave: Yeah, and I've been winning. None of them are pregnant yet.
by Abyssal Seraph August 26, 2013
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stoner roulette

A situation while smoking a bowl when the bowl is almost kicked and people hesitantly take rips, until someone gets the scooby snacks.
The loser of stoner roulette often asks themselves, "Was that last rip worth it?"
by DaSchit January 13, 2014
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Wine Roulette

The game of chance played while drinking wine with an unknowing and mentally unstable significant other or companion. The outcome is always unknown and can very from happiness, sadness, crying, throwing of fists, irrational and erratic behaviour and pointless arguing. The odds of an unfavourable outcome increase as the amount of wine consumed increases.
was playing wine roulette with Meghan last night and lost bad. She got so drunk that she started to cry and punch me because I haven't proposed to her yet.
by Chubby Pickle February 26, 2017
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Baby Roulette

When multiple men get together and ejaculate in a cup, mix it up, and pour it in an ovulating females womb.

Normally played as a sexual party game.
We got together the other day for a ol' fashion game of Baby Roulette
by bitkizzy January 12, 2019
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rainout roulette

A common pipeliner term. It Is when you go out drinking heavily know it’s gonna rain the next day hoping to be called or texted while out or early in the morning to be told your rained out
Joe: Alrighty who’s playing rainout roulette with us tonight. Cody: the last time we played the house won and we came straight from the bar to work and slept for two hours in ours trucks and had to work the entire day drunk/ hungover.
by Pipeliner798 December 17, 2019
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Desert Roulette

When someone offers you a handful of mystery drugs and you ingest them without questioning or testing them.
My girlfriend and I played desert roulette at the party last weekend. Ended up 6 miles away and without shoes.
by Microwaved memer January 16, 2020
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