Putting socks on a rooster

To say that the task at hand is "like putting socks on a rooster" says that it is a very daunting and nearly impossible feat.

Getting all these kids to stand still while waiting for cake is "like putting socks on a rooster".

by Enigmanate November 25, 2015

angry rooster

When a male gets a boner (see also erection) and can't get rid of it. Usually it is put down by the common masturbation. (An angry rooster typically hurts.)

I had an angry rooster untill I masturbated... ahh it hurt so bad.

by H4WK1234567 June 23, 2006

Texas Rooster

While a lady is sleeping, you squat over the top of her with you ass facing her head, with a semi erect cock you tap her on her forehead while crowing like a rooster "Cock - a - doodle - do".

My girlfriend got drunk last nite and slept thru her alarm, so i woke the bitch up with a Texas Rooster.

by Crazy Lenny and Bill of DB Inc. January 2, 2009

Robsterman1

Sick, twisted, mentally disturbed internet stalker.
A womenless 40+ virgin.
Idiot, moron, dickless wonder

"you're a total robsterman1"

by Lord_of_Sorrows December 11, 2003

posted n' roasted

When some douchebag comments on your facebook status to try and make you look like a complete dumbass/ fag when in actuality your comeback results in that person calling you multiple times to delete the post to save them from the shit they'll get at school the following day. Usually the person has done this multiple times with the same outcome and their only defense is to call you an "asshole"

(Happens to Gabe L. on a daily basis)

post: got a 5 year old kid to flip off a cop today...I'll make a great parent someday! :)

douchebag: no you won't because that would require you to hit pubery.

poster: dude you'd have to fork out a load of money that you don't have to even get a girl to think your sexually attractive, no less father her kid.

douchebag:I never paid you and I'm afraid that you think that I'm pretty attractive. Then again you think most men are attractive.

poster: Well your flabby tits are larger than most girls so it was a bit confusing...

(douchebag texts/calls you repeatedly to delete the comment. Resorts to begging to which you may or may not succumb to.)

friend sees the douchebag's attempt at a burn that got them totally fucked : "POSTED N' ROASTED!!"

by Kevin E. F. May 5, 2010

roosterteeth

See cockbite.
See www.redvsblue.com for useage information.

by Anonymous July 25, 2003

Rooster-challanged

Posessing inadequate penis size.
Someone who has insufficient penis size.

I couldn't continue the date with a guy that is as rooster-challanged as he is.

by Tamryn Hunter August 29, 2006