ringshu

the total opposite of a person's characteristics

"man you're sucha ringshu, completely different from what you appear to be"

by ringshu January 24, 2024

Rings of Power Effect

noun
When a pre-existing franchise adaptation tries so hard to feel “epic” and cinematic that it forgets the story, characters, and themes that made the original beloved. Named after the Amazon series that turned a classic Tolkien tale into a confusing, melodramatic spectacle.
Symptoms include:
Gratuitous CGI and flashy setpieces that overshadow the plot
Characters acting in ways that make no sense just to create drama
Important lore ignored or rewritten for shock value
Fans collectively asking, “Wait… what timeline is this even in?”

“The new fantasy series has more explosions than sense. Classic Rings of Power Effect.”

by TheNinjaSandwich February 6, 2026

Ringing The Bell

The act of grabbing a man by the cock and slapping his balls, like how ringing a bell requires grabbing the rope as a hammer slams into the sides of the bell

Person 1: I almost nutted cause of how hard she was ringing the bell last night
Person 2: Musta had one hell of a gorilla grip on it, huh?

by Coolhusky March 3, 2026

Ringing

When a male takes his penis and "rings" a females breasts by banging it from side to side against her chest.

Dave: "Bro, last night was crazy. I was ringing Jessica like a doorbell!"

Mike: "Wait… you mean you called her?"

Dave: "Nah man, I mean I was ringing her bells, if you know what I mean."

Mike: "You belong in jail."

by skidmarknumber3 March 4, 2025

Ringing the bell

Licking a guy's taint and jerking him off.

Female: "Hey Kathy I heard you were ringing the bell last night."

Kathy: "You know it girl!"

by fderf523 May 11, 2025

spamming rings

When a friend on facebook uses the chat feature to spam about free rings tunes, usually unintentionally via a malicious facebook app.

That douche Cliff was spamming rings yesterday.

by lookinandout August 26, 2010

Newton rings

The five fundamental holes of all females suited for penile insertia (the anus, vagina, mouth, ear and not forgetting nostril).

Original source sir Isac Newton world renouned for his newtoning.

We just creamed Julies Newton Rings.

You... me..... newtons?

I just SMASHED her newton rings.

I'd love to be in her newton rings.

I bet her newton rings are smooth as F**k.

by SHAMID! December 7, 2010