richard smoker

a type of prank call used to piss off bartenders.

I'm looking for a richard smoker... but everyone just calls him "big dick"

by phegs November 24, 2003

richard sherman

1. A crazy mothafucka and the best cornerback in the game of football. Open your mouth and I'll shut if for you real quick
2. Being a complete asshole to an opposing player after a hard-fought game/ taunting an opposing player (shermaning)

ex: After being scored on for three touchdowns by a wide receiver, the player shermaned as he taunted the receiver after his team came back to win the great game. (Richard Sherman)

by Hustler77 January 19, 2014

Micheal Richards

1. Mostly know for playing the character of Kramer in the hit show Seinfeld.
2. Most recently in 2006 was caught on tape with one of the most racist/funniest rants ever caught on tape.

Micheal Richards : He's a nigger!
He's a nigger!
A nigger!
Look there's a nigger!

by M2million December 7, 2006

wet richard

The act of tickling one's ear with an erect penis.

After cockslapping Paulina in the face, I gave her a wet richard and shot a wad in the eardrum.

by Wookiestick November 6, 2003

screaming richard

The act of shitting in a tube sock, microwaving it for 25-30 for a luke warm effect, then proceeding to strike someone in the face with said sock

Father: Son, i'm very disappointed in you. for your punishment, i'm gonna give you a screaming richard!

Son: No papa!! you ate mexican last night!!!

by nicksammyles February 7, 2009

Richard Holder

Replacement for Dick Holder or someone who jacks off to an extreme amount.

That guy is a Richard Holder!

by Limit/Squeakers December 13, 2008

Richard Petty

The King of NASCAR. 200 Wins, 7 Championships, and countless fans. A way of dealing with a fan with dignity and class.

Kyle Busch is no Richard Petty

by King43Fan July 25, 2009