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Angry Dragon's Revenge

Upon realization that an angry dragon has been performed, the "dragon" beguiles her inner fire and lets the guy have sex with her at a later time. When he is close to climax, she strokes his shaft as if trying to tease him and slow things down - to make his anticipation grow. When he is dying to get back inside, she releases her rage and grabs his penis tightly in both hands (if possible - if not one will probably do) and swiftly breaks his penis in half like you would a twig. A loud popping sound will ensue, following immediate flaccidity and confusion. Act fast and palm thrust his nose. He will look quite like an impotent angry dragon. Leave quickly.
Last week Edward gave Shelly an angry dragon. Last night, we knew the angry dragon had exacted her revenge because we saw Shelly giggling and running away from his apartment as the EMT's were arriving at his door. Edward, with his penis in a splint, appeared to be breathing fire. The Angry Dragon's Revenge was successful.
by Nutcracka January 6, 2010
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Montezuma's Revenge

Also known as Moctezuma's Revenge, the correct, authentic meaning of "Montezuma's Revenge" regards the effects produced by the seasoned spicy Mexican food on foreigners, ranging from the effect of an unaccustomed, non connoisseur palate to chilli, to the stomachal consequences caused by the Mexican food. It has nothing to do with the concept of a developed country versus a developing country and not with their hygienic habits. The latter two terms are derogatory and rather seek to disqualify.

"Montezuma's Revenge" is not a disease. It is a "bad moment" that happens when a foreigner has never tasted chili or spicy food.

Its origin comes from Moctezuma, the mexica emperor who met the spaniards, as he now gets revenge on the foreigners (mainly whites, because spaniards are white) for destroying his people.
I put too much salsa on my tacos and now I have Montezuma's Revenge.
by Fawfulster September 12, 2010
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Sweet Revenge

Ordinary Revenge is seducing your enemy's woman. Sweet Revenge is seducing your enemy's woman and discovering she's a lousy lay!
"I seduced my boss's drunk-ass wife at the Christmas party, screwed her on his desk, and discovered she's as passionate as a barn door! Sweet Revenge!!
by Ozymandius November 4, 2008
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Pineapple Upside Down Cake Revenge

It is when a female shoves pineapple slices in a mans ass, then reverse donkey punch him.
my boyfriend pineapple upside down caked me the other night so i pineapple upside down cake revenged him while having sex
by hehe124 August 11, 2010
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Mussolini's Revenge

Having diarrhea from eating Italian food. This is usually caused from Italian restaurants not run by Italians.

Named for Benito Mussolini, the dictator of Fascist Italy, and a pun on Montezuma's Revenge, the result of eating bad Mexican food.
I know I should have said something to the waiter when my ravioli came out cold, now I have Mussolini's revenge.
by james sssssssssssss March 25, 2009
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revenge of the geeks

generic form of 'revenge of the nerds' to which a film was NOT made with the same title.
revenge of the geeks is to 'revenge of the nerds,' kind of like what 'Mac and me' was to 'E.T.' only without the film...
by somethingplex1 December 29, 2011
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revenge dogpile

a case in which multiple cases of revenge start to pile up into a massive cycle of pure revenge until both parties become lost within it.
billy`s ice cream was ruined when sarah bumped it out of his hand as get back for putting gum in her shoe as revenge for...continues for a long time i.e REVENGE DOGPILE.
by Real-awssome-guy January 1, 2012
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