On the 4th of April 1968 Alpaca Rebels stormed down the mountains in the night towards the warehouses in which their fur had been taken and marched along the streets of Milan, and spit at innocent bystanders. The riots became violent when protesters set fire to their old fur and burnt half the city down. After a confrontation with police forces parliament was stormed, and they held Carlo Tognoli at spit-point, before he signed a bill to give rights to all Alpacas. This is why we no longer have Alpaca wool worldwide. (Noun)
by Wreniffer August 8, 2024

The Next-Gen System of Nintendo; The Gamecube is it's predecessor, and not the other way around. Whether you support it or not, this system is considered/promoted as being 'revolutionary' for its controversial new controller, a remote shape with a D-Pad and 2 Buttons; An analog stick and 2 triggers can be attached if needed. The remote acts as a freehand pointer and can be held like a baseball bat, gun, drumstick, etc; This along with the analog stick supposedly is equal to if not better than a keyboard/mouse combo (most helpful in FPS games), hence its 'revolutionary' tag. It also offers free wi-fi online play, the ability to download games from Nintendo's extensive library, gamecube backward-compatability, and dvd player functions.
The other 'revolutionary' aspect of this system is that its headed in a totally different direction than its competition, Sony's PlayStation 3 and Microsoft's Xbox 360. Where as the aforementioned are geared to be high-end media powerhouses with many features, the Nintendo is striving for improving the quality and 'fun' of playing the game; this can turn out wonderful or utterly crappy, depending on the general public's acceptance of the new controller and the ability of 3rd Party developers to make full use of its capabilities.
PS3/360: Traditional approach, focusing on better, stunning graphics and sound as well as extra media features such as MP3 playing. Critics argue that a game with crappy gameplay that looks beautiful just makes it beautiful crap; also, the more of a powerhouse a console is, the more expensive it is to develop for.
Revolution: Radical approach, focusing on the gameplay. The controller should be easy to use by anyone, but above all fun to play with. Critics say that the Revolution will not be able to run games with graphics within this generation's standards. It is also thought that the controller will make you tired after swinging it around so much.
Its name is slated to change before release, sometime after Q2 2006.
The other 'revolutionary' aspect of this system is that its headed in a totally different direction than its competition, Sony's PlayStation 3 and Microsoft's Xbox 360. Where as the aforementioned are geared to be high-end media powerhouses with many features, the Nintendo is striving for improving the quality and 'fun' of playing the game; this can turn out wonderful or utterly crappy, depending on the general public's acceptance of the new controller and the ability of 3rd Party developers to make full use of its capabilities.
PS3/360: Traditional approach, focusing on better, stunning graphics and sound as well as extra media features such as MP3 playing. Critics argue that a game with crappy gameplay that looks beautiful just makes it beautiful crap; also, the more of a powerhouse a console is, the more expensive it is to develop for.
Revolution: Radical approach, focusing on the gameplay. The controller should be easy to use by anyone, but above all fun to play with. Critics say that the Revolution will not be able to run games with graphics within this generation's standards. It is also thought that the controller will make you tired after swinging it around so much.
Its name is slated to change before release, sometime after Q2 2006.
The Revolution is coming, whether you hate it, love it, or just don't give a f*ck. Games planned for release at launch include new Zelda, Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles, Metroid, and highly anticipated Super Smash Bros. sequels. Many, many 3rd party software developers, including Capcom and Squaresoft, excluding Epic Games, have admitted their apprehensive-but-supportive excitement for the revolution.
by Patrick M. July 25, 2008

When one or more person plays "Russian Roulette" with a fully-loaded revolver and hoping (or not) it jams; because the revolver is so old and rusty.
Common nick-name; Grozny
Common nick-name; Grozny
Soldier: So what happened with the rebel leader again?
Officer: He heard he played Grozny Revolution with his friend.
Soldier: What does that mean?
Officer: You load a revolver fully and play Russian Roulette. Ironic right? They're guns are so old I wouldn't be surprised if they jam.
Officer: He heard he played Grozny Revolution with his friend.
Soldier: What does that mean?
Officer: You load a revolver fully and play Russian Roulette. Ironic right? They're guns are so old I wouldn't be surprised if they jam.
by Putin_699 June 25, 2019

In a time of chaos, corruption and decadence, a group of aristocrats appears who, indignant with the unfolding of Liberal Democracy, rise to power and challenge the status quo. The tripartition of power, the state bureaucracy and the current constitution are dissolved, and replaced by aristocrats through a provisional state. The usurious and corrupt political and economic class are penalized and the regeneration of society begins. High culture, fine arts, refinement, virtue, freedom, moral values, spirituality, tradition, the intrinsic value of work, discipline and hierarchy are restored. Last but not least, spurious modern and bourgeois ideologies are constantly being fought: economic liberalism and cultural liberalism (progressivism), fascism, socialism/communism, liberal conservatism/oligarchy, anarchy, populism, constitutional monarchy and democracy.
by tradical May 17, 2023

by herrmannbüttler February 28, 2024


Music from Kirby: Planet Robobot that plays when Kirby in the Robobot Armor starts drilling Star Dream to death (it fucking slaps)
Guy 1: Hey, did you listen to Pink Ball Revolution yet?
Guy 2: Nah, should i listen to it?
Guy 1: Dude, go listen to it it fucking slaps
Guy 2: Nah, should i listen to it?
Guy 1: Dude, go listen to it it fucking slaps
by communist4980984 May 23, 2022
