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chip reader

A chip reader is when someone knife hands someone's asshole. The cousin to the credit card swipe.
I just got out of the shower and Morris gave me a chip reader.
by Mastersuperfly March 11, 2017
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Wedding Reader

Complete zero who couldn’t make the wedding party cut; pitiful but liiterate attention seeker unable to cope with the anonymity associated with attending a celebration not focused on them.
The wedding reader is photobombing again! Tazer armed!
by TheMissingClown May 11, 2018
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Get Ready Gina

There’s a post going around saying to screenshot a photo and post it on your story or “Gina” will come and rape you at 3am. This is known as “Get Ready Gina”
Get Ready Gina - shit this bitch coming to my house at 3am let me post this real quick
by Mommysmilkyay May 19, 2019
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U READ MY BIBLE

Something you say to someone if you are right about something and they are wrong but they were being super stubborn and saying they were right. It means for the person in the wrong to try seeing things from your perspective or just to even trust you more often.
Lukas: trust me, chickens don’t lay eggs at all. Are u stupid?
Dylan: yes they do. (Shows proof chickens lay eggs) see? haha, U READ MY BIBLE!
by DankyDyl69 November 7, 2019
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I ready

Imagine you get your brain getting melted and then poured out your ear, thats whtat iready does, and if you have adhd its 500x worse YAYYYAY
I ready its burns your eyes
by I HATE IREADY September 25, 2020
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Medstar Ready

When you tell everyone you’re ready but you’ve actually got 30-90 minutes of fucking around before you’re ready.
The Medstar team said they were ready to go but then had to put in a CVC and draw up a bunch of drugs.

They just be using the “Medstar ready” definition of the word.
by anonymous November 15, 2020
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Box Set Ready

Someone who is in their late twenties/early thirties who is single but established in life. They are well into their professional career, have a fancy car and own their own house. Their friends around them are settling down and having kids but a box set ready person remains single but is desperate to meet someone and quickly settle down so they can catch up with their settling down friends.

This person is "box set ready."
"My best mate has just got a raise at work and life is going great but she is box set ready!"
by Uglysoxdude January 24, 2017
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