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market rent girlfriend
A girlfriend who does not have down syndrome or who does not require mobility assistance (wheelchair, walker).
I got lonely in my loft apartment. So I browsed backpage and found a market rent girlfriend for the night. I will have to meet her downstairs, then stare at her booty while she climbs up to my apartment.
market rent girlfriend by ThisIsMe01 November 17, 2017
Reba (the best rent-a-pig ever)
In a little town called owensboro, two men were at peace with all fake enforcers of the law at the "mall". UNTIL ONE DAY it all started. Micah and Cheeseburger knew all the security officers names except for one, and this man is satan. THUS we gave him a name we could think of. The most womanly name that came into our shallow minds. And it was Reba, thus the monster was born. Eventually getting his own arse fired. THAT DIRTY BASTARD!
As I was walking down the street, a particular madness came about me. I no longer knew where I was, I was lost into oblivion. I became a child of the void. As I stepped through the darkness, I saw two armies clashing, I saw the bodies, they were piled on top of each other. Screaming, I fled for my life. As soon as I knew it, I was thrust into the madness of combat, swords clashing over me head, bodies dropping to the ground. I saw the blood, dear gah the blood! I was afflicted with a madness that could only be cast down upon those who entered a state of the surreal. It seemed as if everything was going in slow motion, the battle was ceasing to a halt. As soon as I knew it, I was back at my house. However, ghostly apparitions, blood red with their eyes seeping with a despair that cannot be described. I felt my hair standing on end, as if they were going to be plucked out by the air itself. I ran and I ran, passed the fleshly, horrible walls of my entrapment. I did not know what to expect next, as Micah walked out of the bathroom and kicked me off of the computer :(.
As I was walking down the street, a particular madness came about me. I no longer knew where I was, I was lost into oblivion. I became a child of the void. As I stepped through the darkness, I saw two armies clashing, I saw the bodies, they were piled on top of each other. Screaming, I fled for my life. As soon as I knew it, I was thrust into the madness of combat, swords clashing over me head, bodies dropping to the ground. I saw the blood, dear gah the blood! I was afflicted with a madness that could only be cast down upon those who entered a state of the surreal. It seemed as if everything was going in slow motion, the battle was ceasing to a halt. As soon as I knew it, I was back at my house. However, ghostly apparitions, blood red with their eyes seeping with a despair that cannot be described. I felt my hair standing on end, as if they were going to be plucked out by the air itself. I ran and I ran, passed the fleshly, horrible walls of my entrapment. I did not know what to expect next, as Micah walked out of the bathroom and kicked me off of the computer :(.
"I'm only a minor, and you are causing me serious psycological damage, and I pee the bed at night because of you."-Micah
"OKAY BOYEEE! Reba. REBAAAAAAA! your threatening us, Reba." -Diamond.
"Can you trespass in a fucking mall?" -Nick
"OKAY BOYEEE! Reba. REBAAAAAAA! your threatening us, Reba." -Diamond.
"Can you trespass in a fucking mall?" -Nick
Reba (the best rent-a-pig ever) by Kick ass action kung fu grippin bastard ass September 10, 2004
low-rent man cave
The area in your house that your wife allows you to hang out with your friends, listen to music, drink, smoke and generally cut-up and be loud and obnoxious. Usually the garage.
On Saturday nights my buds and I meet over at Walkers low-rent man cave, his converted tool shed, to smoke, drink, laugh and raise hell amongst the lawn mower, weed eater and yard implements. We listen to a football game or find a bluegrass station on his parents 1971 Magnavox AM/FM/Clock Radio using a straightened clothes hanger as an antenna. All of the furniture is from yard sales or picked up off the side of the road.
low-rent man cave by bullet88 October 2, 2010
The rent is due
When the boys see the 40 year old man at the end of his road, they know the rent is due. If your going 50 in a 50 zone, you better be ready for the rent.
Man yesterday I was driving down that street and just knew the rent was due. I could smell that the rent was due. the rent is due.
The rent is due by That guy OG MUDBONE May 24, 2020
Coffee Rent
The coffee or low-priced item you buy at a cafe in order to validate spending a long time in the cafe.
Commonly applied in situations where the cafe has a comfortable spot to read or do homework, or offers free wifi.
Considered an excellent means of preventing dirty looks from baristas and managers.
Commonly applied in situations where the cafe has a comfortable spot to read or do homework, or offers free wifi.
Considered an excellent means of preventing dirty looks from baristas and managers.
Coffee Rent by Wooden Leg Named Smyth September 1, 2011