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Used to describe a sexual phenomenon experienced by a man who refuses to pleasure his own member. He is copulating with his partner either anally or vaginally and on the verge of climax begins to throb incessantly. Often times he will cry out, chirp, or shriek in a cracked voice as he is overcome by the intensity (and sometimes pain) as pressure in his erect member reaches a considerably extreme level. Upon orgasm, ejaculate is rushed up through the vagina or anus accompanied by urine that is flushed out by the dramatic pressure change. Once urine builds up enough over a particular area, its acidity will breach and tear all the way to the diaphram and the seminal fluids that float on water will eventually rise to the throat of the unfortunate partner. Named after a devout catholic who was part of 18th Century Scottish nobility who was both forbidden to masturbate and encouraged to have many sexual partners. Master William was tuburcular and when his concubines were discovered to have his penile residue on their tonsils, they had to recieve immediate tonsilectimies in order to survive.
Man, I just got back from a week-long excursion to Africa with some friends, and we all slept in one room. My girlfriend wants to have sex but I'm worried about removing her tonsils Master-William style.

That White stuff in your throat ain't toothpaste, Lebron. You just got a case of Master William's tonsil remover.
by Rustin January 9, 2007
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Boomer remover

Dude 1: hey have you heard the boomer remover is spreading rapidly

Dude 2: yeah that’s crazy man
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Staple Remover

Pinch girls taint with one finger in ass and the other in puss, trying to pinch it together.
I gave her the staple remover last night.
by ferkyferk21 November 23, 2011
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Boomer Remover

Synonym for coronavirus or COVID-19, created by the internet, since the virus is most dangerous for older people.
Friend: My grandma died because I infected her with COVID-19.
Me: Oh, you gave her some Boomer Remover?
by WakandanCow March 25, 2020
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remove

Mainly what people do on here to get rid of other peoples definitions.. Quite like some sort of contest.
Hey, is your definition fer hawgg watta on the compulater yet?

Nah.. Some city boi musta gawn-dun deleted it.
by ooOOgreGOOoo July 8, 2005
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#removethemech

a hashtag used on twitter excessiVely giving free promotion to epic gAmes, known to give their marketing team UncontroLlable orgasmic reacTions at the meer thought of getting a raise.
bro #removethemech
by bitchtit122 August 10, 2019
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Remove miner

A Declaration of wanting to suck dick
by LonelyGhost0 March 27, 2022
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