the coke reflex

the involuntary reflex a person makes when high on cocaine. Normally a facial twitch that ranges from subtle to very blantant, depending on the amout of cocaine taken.

New drinking game! Take a drink everytime Dawn's face makes the coke reflex

How did expect me to think he was sober? He had the the coke reflex going on.

by FBKS907Face June 18, 2009

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The Goal Reflex

Also known as 'The Goal! Syndrome'.
A reflex evolved from extreme over-watching of soccer, hockey, football and other sports.
The reflex involves the person subject to the syndrome shouting "GOAL!" every single time anyone or anything in the company of the person exclaims the word "goal", with any meaning and under any kinds of circumstances.
The reflex itself is found mostly found amongst football hooligans, soccer fanatics and hockey-interested.

The 'real' cause of the syndrome is unknown, however it is speculated that it is caused by the brain reacting to the word 'goal' as, as it is in the most sports, a word of adrenaline, ecstacy and/or strong feelings (positive or negative).

Abe: We have gone far, and since the beginning, it has been our Goal to...
Subject: GOOOOAAAAAL!

Bel: Did you see The Taurons' goal last night?
Subject: GOOOOAAAAAL!

Cem: I want to be a goalkeeper for...
Subject: GOOOOAAAAAL!

Dan: I think I've got the Goal Reflex...
Subject: GOOOOAAAAAL!
Dan: GOOOOAAAAAL!
Subject: GOOOOAAAAAL!
Etc.

by Rectue May 27, 2013

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